Red Oak King-Sized Bed Frame (custom)

Phil, are you sleeping on the  mattress on the ground again? I know it's been 4 years since Maggie left and took the bed frame with her but it's time.to.move.on.big.guy. It's just not a good look and it starts to make sense why, when you bring home a special friend that they are no longer special when they realize your mattress is.on.the.floor. 
 
Let's solve that little riddle for you. 
 
Enter, a custom red oak bed frame. 
 
Made out of all solid wood--none of that plywood nasty stuff--your king-sized bed can be designed and delivered kind of however you want. 
 
It will: 
Hold up a king-sized mattress sized at 80x76 inches
Allow you to sleep underneath the mattress if you're really feeling weird.
Look pretty. 
Feel solid. 
 
So, Phil. You know what to do. Break out that credit card, email me, and together we'll solve this little problem. 
 
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