Hand-carved artisanal bistro spoon
If you're feeling your hands are too small of late, it is time to change your silverware, starting with this exceptionally small, hand-carved artisanal bistro spoon.
Not only will this spoon, the first in a set of kitchenware being released by Falkner Makes, make your hands feel like the mits of a grizzly, they will also make the rest of your currently small feeling world feel grandiose.
The silverware drawer? A cavernous hideaway.
The cereal bowl? An ampitheatre.
The single frosted mini-wheat? A fall harvest.
Friends will enter your house amazed at how you feel about your new world-view. The will say, but it's the same house? And you will reply, no: it is a mansion.
If others doubt you and tell you that just because you have a tiny spoon, Phil, doesn't make anything else bigger, you can pity them with a smile as they still live in their store-bought, machine made regular-sized silverware hellhole.
Take pity on them, indeed, and complete your mansion's needs with a the full line of tiny hand-carved artisanal bistro cutlery and accessories, coming spring 2020 from Falkner Makes.
PRODUCT INFO
Hand-carved with a five-inch steel blade and assorted other tools, the walnut spoon measures 3 1/4 inches long and 1 inch wide at the base of the bowl. The handle is 2 inches long and tapers from an impossible 1/4 of an inch to a comfortable 1/2 inch. It can be easily lost in a sock drawer, so we suggest you keep it displayed on the shelf above your sink, where you can always cast your gaze upon it and wonder why Phil would want five of these spoons, since he doesn't have five friends last you recalled, and it's impossible to imagine what else he would do with five of these spoons. But hey, since he is Falkner Makes best client, and he put in the order before the sale, Phil can do what he wants with those five spoons so long as it's not pretending to have more friends than he actually has, which is just obnoxious.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
This is exchangeable for a larger, metal spoon stolen from a Best Western morning buffet.
SHIPPING INFO
It will be set down upon a stump at the entry to Forest Park in Portland Oregon. Come by at 2pm on Wednesday the 23 of June, 2020 to collect your spoon.
You have to place your order by the 2nd of June, 2020 for shipping to qualify.