End Grain Walnut Cutting Board

So you need some street clout? Tired of how your boss looks at you when you bring out the brie on that plastic cutting board? Need people to respect your small bowl of olives? 
 
Know this: an end-grain cutting board will solve it all. And not any end-grain cutting board, but this end-grain cutting board.
 
It's big enough to act as a seat if you have some spare legs to place it upon and it's so smooth you can probably use it for prepping your cold-stone ice cream (not officially recommended). 
 
Black Walnut. At least an inch thick. Finished with beeswax and mineral oil. Used for cutting food, typically, not cutting a rug, Phil.