Custom Oregon Black Walnut Bench
A custom craftsman bench build by the worn leather of a 37-year-old hands after felling Oregon walnut on a Saturday in May. It is fitting for not only an entry way in desperate need of a proper sitting place or a bedroom in need of a proper sitting place or a bathroom in need of a proper sitting place besides the throne, but for anywhere that you may want a proper sitting place. So far, no one has bought it for a boat. Made upon request and acceptance of request and handshake confirming acceptance of request and nod that the handshake was appropriately firm: expect 12 weeks for completion.
PRODUCT INFO
Approximately 18 inches tall, 36 inches wide and 16 inches deep: which the Google says is the right size for a normal-sized human to sit on. If you are an NBA player or above 6'8, I would recommend we chat and I kind of stare at you for a while out of amazement that you bought something off my website until we become friends and I'm at DaClubs dancing even though I don't dance and I'm like "whatacrazyworld" and you are like, "this is the NBA" and I'm like, I heard about this.
Solid wood and OSMO finish.
SHIPPING INFO
If you have access to a tug boat, let me know.
Returns
There is a seed hidden deep inside one of the joints of this bench. Break it apart, find the seed, plant the seed, wait for the walnut tree to grow (30-60 years), cut it down, mill the lumber, assembly the lumber, finish the assembled lumber, take pictures of the assembled lumber, start an instagram page, make a website, then sell it back to me for what I sold it to you for and, viola! return.