Branded Serving/Cutting Board
You can cut just about anything on top of this Falkner Makes Branded cutting board, but you should probably stick to food varieties. The board is 100% black walnut from Goby Walnut, milled and finished with august bevels for the most delicate fingers to lift. But, a baby can't likely lift it, so it would not be a great bedfellow for the smallest among us. No, this is meant for a kitchen counter, a patio table, the corner of your porch where the delivery person left it, or as a way to get that extra inch and a half under your toes to reach that top shelf in the kitchen. Mostly, it's just pretty, and finished with mineral oil and wax so that it's food safe and, as I said at the beginning, ready for you to cut just about anything.
PRODUCT INFO
Made of black walnut. The depth, width and length depend on each board--they're all custom because I don't employ robots or robots with benefits--but they're approximately 1.5 inches thick, 16-18 inches long, and 12 inches wide. They are branded with my brand because I made it and you can tell your friends that when they are cutting something in your kitchen and the conversation has flagged and you're getting nervous about your relationship and you're about to say something until they say, "what's this burn mark?" "is this a cow?" and you will say, ah, my beloved friend, it is no bovine, and nor are you, and I love you, and you are my best friend in the whole world who I have invited into my kitchen because the whole COVID-19 thing is gone and done with.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
Now THIS you could return. Buyer must wait 5 years to make sure return decision is fully reflected upon. Return fee applies of $20 per year owned.
SHIPPING INFO
I'm not kidding. I can fit this in most sacks and have my camel bring it to you. Unless he's sick. And Phil gets sick ALL. THE. TIME. I wish I had one of those robots, but all I have is Phil and he's a real turd let me tell you. He's got attitude, he's always complaining about his back being sore, and he doesn't have hands. Phil.