Custom black walnut sideboard
A custom sideboard for your custom living room. This iteration features 4 doors, but why not 3 or 5? Well, probably not 5. The width gets a bit constraining, just like seats in an airplane, especially when Phil decides you need the armrest down between you two because it's not going to be like that time flying to Spokane when your elbow "allegedly" kept digging into his ribs and you're like: Phil, get over it! and Phil is like, it really hurt and you just don't get it so Phil puts down the armrest and the plane just doesn't fit your elbows any more but now, next time you're flying together, you're going to tell Phil about the lingering pain of your elbows digging into that armrest.
The sideboard could also feature sliding doors. No wings, however, and no attitudes.
PRODUCT INFO
This custom side board is made of Black Walnut plywood and, before you get all judgy about plywood, the doors are made of solid oregon black walnut for grain flow so that's really nice.
Measuring 72 inches wide and 30 inches tall with a depth of 18 inches, this sucker is in a serious weight class. Just so heavy. But pretty. Finished with OSMO and love, and given the right to always have a place near your table in your living room unlike your aunt, Steve, who is still upset about Thanksgiving 2007 so you should probably call her or DM her because otherwise this year is going to be weird and she'll just keep on bringing it up by not talking about it and your mom will be shaking her head and feeling like, Phil, if you'd only been more welcoming to your aunt and not made her eat with the kids at the kids table in the basement where they wouldn't stop singing MMMMMMbop because they came across that old Hansen CD you owned but you never told me about because you were worried I would judge how many nights you spent singing the chorus into that old broken, plastic microphone you used in our fourth grade talent show that the nuns didn't approve of and so you were disqualified.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
You cannot give this back, Phil. I can't believe you'd ask. You can refund it for a shake of your hand and a how do you do.
SHIPPING INFO
You need to come get this, Phil. I mean it. Come get this.